You are my Shooting Stars :*

This is gonna be me whenever my school catches on fire

i have the sex appeal of a math book

excuse you

The awkward moment when you step to the side to get around someone, but they step to the same way.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

royal guards passed out, because i can post whatever the fuck i please on my blog

hahahahahahahahaha

there’s always one

I just realized that the word “short” is longer than the word “long”